Robots Provide Love 40 Years From Now

This story was on Yahoo! frontpage. It said that robots would provide romantic and loving relationships by 2050.
On behalf of what it means to be human, Oh Please.

Congratulations David!

Yay! David Won! David Arch…ar…co…Coo..COOK!
DAVID COOK!
Hahaha, actually totally unexpected. Okay, he’s got the better stage presence blah blah blah. Still, I’d take goosebump factor over stage presence any day. Long live Archuleta’s version of Heaven!!

Google Day

Google has been extremely creative for this year’s April Fools joke. Apparently, starting in 2014, the co-founders of Google will lead a pioneering expedition to form the 1st colony on Mars. Every April 1st, I look forward to viewing what creative minds at Google have in store for us.
Another joke they played is adding an [...]

A Change from the Clinton Obama Drama

Told ya Mike Huckabee was a funny guy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvSXpM5qGmg

Bless Me!

International students from China/Taiwan get a blast out of people sneezing because they get to hear people say “bless you.” So they eagerly wait for the next time someone sneezes so they can get a chance to say it.
And the funniest/cutest part is that when they themselves sneeze, they say “bless me.”

Temperature and Taste

Coffee tastes bad when it’s not hot. Beer tastes bad when it’s not cold.

Be back in a jiffy!!

Apparently, jiffy is actually defined!
It’s defined as the time it takes for light to travel one foot in a vacuum.
Funny!!